An idea for Romanian Adventure

Read first this sad material and than come back here to read my proposal

Yes, I know, it is a sad sort of joke .... but instead to cry, I have an idea, maybe somebody will take it over and transform it in something real efficient:

Travel package to Romania:

Adventure, fear, sleepless, adrenaline, loss, memorable! 

Location: Bucharest or some other place in Romania, special arranged and selected for your adventure. Let's see what's the challenge of your life:

As I mentioned, there are at least two options: the capital city or a special rural area populated with traditional gypsies. 

You have the unique opportunity to see them in original, how they live in misery, how they eat, how they party, how they grow up their children, how they do not work for money, but steal money. Your money!

The challenge for you, dear tourists, will be to be stolen without feeling you are stolen. No, it is not a joke, it is the real world we can arrange for you.

Great offer, do not miss! 

Once in life guaranteed enough! 

BE THE GYPSY OF YOURSELF!

ABANDON ALL RULES AND DIRECTIONS!

LIVE LIKE A PARASITE, DO NOT WORRY, BE HAPPY, 
THE OTHERS WORK AND WORRY FOR YOU :-)

The higher is your damage - this is meaning how much steal the gypsies from you - even your travel costs will be lower. We guarantee you the refund of the paid amount if you prove that you totally were robbed without feeling anything. You will need money from us, as you will be naked. In order to be allowed in the airplane to leave Romania, you need a decent outfit, otherwise the airport authorities will arrest you for indecent public appearance.

We hope you enjoy our travel suggestion to an exotic country somewhere in Europe. We hope you will enjoy the charming accommodation. Who doesn't know that in Europe still exists tribes, this is the highest time to find out the naked truth. We can be proud about our ancient traditions.

By request, we can support you by sending you a technical list about the things you should have with you. Gypsies are fine people, so please be ready to bring your best and most valuable things, so the adrenaline will be higher and you will be happier. And we do also hope to recommend us and our services further to your friends. Don't be selfish, let them know see and feel what you saw and felt!

We stay at your disposal for any suggestions and requests, feel free to contact us!

Yours,

Ion Budai-Deleanu
Chief Traveler by
The Amazing Gypsy Life

- a travel agency which refunds your costs in case the offer doesn't meet your expectations due to the description above

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